Kids Say the Funniest Things

I wanted to recount a conversation I had with Amy in the car the other day - just in case I ever forgot it. It went something like this....

Scene 1 - Amy is in the car writing out little notelets and putting them in envelopes

Amy: These are invitations to my wedding.

Mummy: That's nice dear, who are you going to marry?

Amy: For my first wedding I am going to marry Ben.

Mummy: Oh so you're going to get married more than once are you?

Amy: Yes, 1st I shall marry Ben, then Ollie, then Charlie McKechran, then Charlie White, then Conor.

Mummy: Won't it get confusing marrying two Charlies?

Amy: No, I'll see one just on the weekends!

Mummy: (giggles to herself)

Amy: But Charlie McKechran says that girls can marry girls if they can't find a boy they like. And boys can marry boys if they can't find a girl they like

Mummy: (Speechless!!)

I'm not sure which is worse, incest, bigamy or the gay/lesbian marriages and all of this at the tender age of 4!! Whatever next I wonder.